Aynowthur wowne. Wurd 2 yer mothers. This time, we take on a game that is solely responsible for the ruthless murders of fifty puppies and has turned countless kids to crack-cocaine. Are you morally outraged yet? You should be.
Hello, all! Impar here. Me and CptDeelishus just made another review to justify our time being spent building our hand-eye coordination and making ourselves into better people by playing video games. You ought to give it a read because you have much more important and more interesting things that you should be doing right now instead of this. But you’ll do it anyway because you want to humor us. You’re cool like that.
Now, it has become apparent to me that my “descriptions” of video games while purposely misleading, may not be all too apparently so. Sorry about the Voxelstein thing - The joke was that the game in concept was so … meh … that I’d have to completely make up a description that had nothing to do with my actual experience with the game. I personally didn’t think I had to explain this at first, but after looking back at it, there really isn’t anything to tell the reader otherwise. So, from now on, keep this in mind!
I have created a review for Diablo II. The game is solely based upon you saving the lives of poor animals and creatures tormented by their masters. You set off in the Rogue Encampment starting with nearly nothing in your inventory. So, your quest begins to figure out why these horrible people attempt to destroy the lives of such creatures.
In this game, by Blizzard, you are asked to, by Warriv - the town clown - to rescue wild animals in the woods. You do that by attracting the animals with food, potions, or skills your character is capable of doing.
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and we are the imagination of ourselves!